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Rent Video Games
Apr
21
The history of Britain is a rich tapestry woven out of the hairs of unicorns, the blood of dragons, and the beards of the Irish. This charming Olde World culture has contributed a great many valuable concepts to the whole of humanity's evolution, but an idea posited by Mark Eyles, a researcher at the University […]
Apr
21
Cooper’s Flash Spawns Boxhead Carnage
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While researching for some new Gamasutra columns, Alistair Wallis pointed me to UK-based game designer Sean Cooper, specifically because of his awesome Boxhead: More Rooms game currently up and running on Flash game aggregation site Kongregate.
It’s basically a ‘kill lots of zombies with Lego-style characters’ shooter, as the official plot explains: “Jon Bambo […]
Apr
21
It's one thing to spice up otherwise cookie-cutter games with popular icons, but making a golf game that looks like every other golf game except that you get Sonic as your caddy instead of some underprivileged inner city youth is like throwing salt on the wounds of gamers who grew up loving the […]
Apr
21
I'm not sure why this week is zombie week, but as long as it has nothing to do with an impending outbreak of some incurable disease, I don't really care. Anyway, if you've ever wanted to make dead the undead but also wanted to better your WPM at the same time, now's your chance. […]
Apr
21
I'm not sure why this week is zombie week, but as long as it has nothing to do with an impending outbreak of some incurable disease, I don't really care. Anyway, if you've ever wanted to make dead the undead but also wanted to better your WPM at the same time, now's your chance. […]
Apr
21
Apparently paying double most families' yearly income for an hour of "performing" isn't enough to get a washed-up criminal / rapper to represent at a childrens charity event. I was going to write my version of what happened, but somehow ended up ranting about how rappers and professional athletes should swap their salaries with teachers […]
Apr
21
Weekend Destructainment: Angelina Jolie is coming to steal your babies!
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Angelina Jolie must be stopped. Her antics have become an epidemic upon her many male and lesbonic fans who fap the ground she walks on. Adopting one kid, sure fine, we could handle it. The second one made us concerned. Then you gave birth to an actual kid?! Not to mention the next kid you […]
Apr
21
Square’s franchise-pimping “new business model”: Updated!
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Update: So, the guys over at PlayStation Universe didn't cite a source for this story, which was wise, because it turns out that it's bogus. Seeing as how I along with the guys at Joystiq, Siliconera, and EvilAvatar were not really able to decipher the moon language on Square-Enix's Japanese Web site, the story was […]
Apr
21
Square’s franchise-pimping “new business model” exactly the same as old model
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Guys, I've got some bad news. Turns out that the franchise-spewing womb that is Square-Enix has decided to make its recent antics a little more official. PlayStation Universe is reporting that the monolithic company has updated its website with what they're calling the new business model, one that revolves primarily around remakes of and […]
Apr
21
Devil May Cry 4 has recently been picking up steam from the hype train since Capcom announced it will be no longer exclusive to the PS3. To keep the train moving on a healthy momentum, Capcom has released some screenshots of Devil May Cry 4.
The screens are a mix between in-game footage and cut […]