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Here it is. Now shut up.
Your cast:
Nex —————————– Lion-O
Aaron Linde ——————– Tygra
Colette Bennett —————- Cheetara
Niero —————————- Panthro
UnkleÜber ———————- Snarf
Dick McVengeance ————- WilyKit
Topics, aside from the usual reader questions regarding sexual penetration, include:
Corporate restructuring within Sony and Nintendo
Game consoles vs entertainment consoles
The joys of the word "dongle"
Pac-Man CE, and the furor […]
Jun
29
Destructoid review: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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For a Harry Potter fan this is easily the ZOMGBESTSUMMEREVER! Not only did the videogame based on the upcoming 5th movie, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, just come out this past week, but next month will also bring with it the release of said movie, plus the grand unveiling of the final, […]
Jun
29
So, I’m hoping most of you already spotted Matt Barton’s awesome ‘The History Of Zork’ feature over at Gamasutra, another one in a series profiling the Digital Game Canon titles. But you might not have spotted that Barton put up full versions of his original interviews for the feature on his own Armchair Arcade […]
Jun
29
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Battle Orchestra; my mind is blown
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Thanks to Siliconera we get a prismatic view of Japan's confusing, wacky, and often surrealist culture that seems to be a broken mirror reflection of our own. I'm sure there's an analogue to be found here within an anime about a psuedo-goth fourteen year old girl who meets her sunny counterpart on the other […]
Jun
29
Postal is one of the most important films of the last decade; HEAD ASPLODE
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Uwe Boll, the wackiest German since Colonel Klink, recently conducted an interview with Deutsch games site Area Games in which he says the final words you will ever read before your eyeballs burst from their sockets and your face spontaneously combusts out of sheer incredulity. I'm going to quote him, but please, make […]
Jun
29
Old man goes clubbing (with a rock, to steal an Xbox 360)
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Earlier today, the Robomail received a tip from Joe "What? Are you surprised?" Burling, regarding the disgusting depravity found in the sordid depths of Kennedy Country. According to this story in the Braintree Forum (a bizarrely named Massachusettes paper) Richard Maldonado, a middle-aged man, decided to liberate an Xbox 360 from a 13-year-old boy, […]
Jun
29
Contra 4 blowout! First gameplay videos! Overly excited associate editor!
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Just yesterday I almost had a joy explosion from seeing some screens from the upcoming Contra 4 for the Nintendo DS and now these come out mere hours later? What, is it my birthday or something?
I could easily just post the same love letter to Konami I did yesterday (I think it went something […]
Jun
29
After massive success on the Xbox 360 with Lost Planet and Dead Rising, it seems the house of Ryu is all set to pack up its wagons and roll out to plunder the western territories. One of the first Japanese companies to seriously embrace Microsoft's machine, Capcom obviously hasn't missed the massive profit potential in […]
Jun
29
For the most part, I've always featured everyday Joe's on Art Attack Friday. This week, I'm changing things up by featuring a professional artist. Stanley "Artgerm" Lau is by far one of the most talented artists I have ever seen. It was actually surprising to me to see Artgerm's work because I instantly recognized […]
Jun
29
If you don't like this week's fake game idea, blame Aaron Linde — it was his idea.
I could literally not know less about either of these franchises, suffice it to say that I imagine this fake game would involve (A) a great deal of side scrolling and (B) a great deal of unfunny mugging […]