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Jul
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I proudly present The Official Destructoid Theme Song Contest. After decades of trying to figure out a way to somehow turn this into a Photoshop contest, I finally crumbled and decided to just keep it musical. I know, I know… but don’t fret, I’m sure within the next day or two Ron will have his […]
Jul
2
Via firstly Kim Pallister and secondly Jim Greer comes a fascinating post by the creator of ‘Generic Defense Game’, a free Flash game that’s currently available on Kongregate.com, and is spectacularly popular.
The premise that creator PsychoGoldfish started with is fascinating: “The experiment was to create a game in a genre that has been […]
Jul
2
Audio interview: Mike Jaret from Running With Scissors talks to GFG
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A few evenings ago, David Houghton and myself, representing Destructoid and Gamers For Gaming, sat down with Mike Jaret of Running With Scissors, a man currently working as product manager for the upcoming Postal 3. The guys behind the notorious Postal series are no strangers to controversy, with their series the subject of lawsuits […]
Jul
2
New NP Contra 4 poster will melt your face off
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That's right, melt. It's that metal. By way of DSFanboy comes pictures that bring to mind the halcyon days of our youth, when our walls were lined with the posters that came in every monthly installment of Nintendo Power. This month features art for the upcoming Contra 4 on the DS, and — well, I'll […]
Jul
2
In a daring display of "spoonful of sugar" delay-droppin', Nintendo has up and hidden some less-than-wonderful news at the end of their Phantom Hourglass release: Metroid Prime 3's release date has slipped a week to August 27th. Delays are nothing new, particularly in Nintendo's world, and a week isn't quite as bad as it could […]
Jul
2
Hammer Bro makes it to the Brawl … wait, what?
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Now here is a very interesting development from the Smash DOJO. A new item called Assist Trophies will allow you to summon random Nintendo characters onto the battlefield. From the screens released so far, Hammer Bro, Nintendogs and Samurai Goro are the first "items" announced. Just like the Pokemons, the Assist characters […]
Jul
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WoW pedophemale fails in her quest to get a 17 year old knobbing
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Hey, love hurts sometimes, but it must sting when such 'love' lands you in jail in a foreign country. 31 year old Australian World of Warcraft player, Tamara Broome, can attest to such a statement, as she's now sitting in a cell in North Carolina after entering America to let an American enter her … […]
Jul
2
Lets equate sex with new releases. Last week was like an amazing romp with a two super models giving you the most amazing pleasure you've ever experienced. This week, the new releases are tired and just want to have a little pillow talk.
As you can see, it's pretty much dead this week. Obviously the […]
Jul
2
Anyone for mystery? Sherlock Holmes vs. Arsène Lupin
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I'm still nostalgic for point-and-click PC adventure games. You know, ridiculously obscure puzzles that require you to combine things in an ungodly marriage, wringing your extremities in rage as you scream, "HOW THE EFF WAS I SUPPOSED TO THINK OF THAT?" And, the pointy finger, your tour guide to mystery, so often used to idly […]
Jul
2
This week's Xbox Live Arcade release is the Atari classic, Missile Command. It's set to hit XBLA on Independence Day and can be yours for 400 Microsoft Points. I guess if you squint your eyes and have a little booze in you, the explosions in Missile Command do sort of resemble fireworks exploding.
Fun little factoid […]