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Oct
31
Ok, at first it was clever…
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…but now Infinity Ward is just trying to fuck with us. Last night I showed you all their pretty clever Kim Jong Il review of Call of Duty 4. I liked it. Many thought it was six degrees of “meh”. Now, however… they’re just trying to scare you.
…I want to drink with Infinity […]
Oct
31
Snake? …Snake?! SNAAAAAAKE?! MGS4 delayed until Q2 2008
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In a move that sent teary-eyed women running into the arms of their man, Konami announced today that Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots has been delayed. While this news is indeed most unfortunate, what this will spawn is even more disheartening.
Namely, the “MGS4 coming to Xbox 360” rumors will almost assuredly be […]
Oct
31
Ghouls ‘n Ghosts returns! Capcom releases the classic … wait, for cell phones?
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As if the game wasn’t tough enough to play with an NES controller or a Wonderswan pad, Capcom’s mobile division has announced the re-release of the classic Ghouls ‘n Ghosts for … your phone. Yeah, good luck with those little arrow keys, pal.
Featuring all seven original levels and the same soundtrack your roommates heard fly […]
Oct
31
OK, so this has been reported a bit already, but over at Gamasutra, the jetsetting Brandon Boyer wrote up Keita Takahashi’s GameCity keynote speech today, in which he mainly discussed his upcoming PS3 game Nobi Nobi Boy, - but it’s worth pointing out this part:
“[Takahashi] used Google Earth to show the audience his childhood […]
Oct
31
Wired receives retail Rock Band, unboxes it, and makes us sad
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While we eagerly anticipate the arrival of our final retail review copy of Rock Band*, Game|Life’s Chris Kohler thinks it’s necessary to rub it in our faces. The band kid and game arrived at Game|Life’s offices today (read: Chris’ apartment), and they were nice enough to document the unboxing ordeal that comes along with it.
Surely, […]
Oct
31
Capcom, Sony Pictures Announce Full-CG Resident Evil movie
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Capcom and Sony have partnered up to create and release a Full-Length CG movie based on the Resident Evil franchise. The film, entitled “BIOHAZARD: Degeneration” (and almost assuredly will be called “Resident Evil: Degeneration” should it come stateside) will be an entirely Computer-Generated entry into the Resident Evil franchise that will introduce us all to […]
Oct
31
Rayman Raving Rabbids 2 site live: Fillerween is a glorious day!
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Today is so slow that we bring you the stunning revelation that the website for the upcoming Rayman Raving Rabbids 2 is now live. At the site you can find pictures, your traditional Web 2.0-style intro and more of that bunny thing that seems to have completely passed me by. Maybe I’m alone here — […]
Oct
31
Mastiff hearts Renegade Kid, publishing Dementium developer’s next DS title
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In stores (officially) today, Renegade Kids’ Nintendo DS horror offering, Dementium: The Ward, is apparently pretty good. Well, at least we seemed to think so. Videogame publisher Mastiff seem to agree, and have announced a deal with the developer to publish their next title.
"Renegade Kid has proven that the DS is not just a platform […]
Oct
31
Trick-or-Treat Adventure Quest: George Lucas is spinning in his CGI grave
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The guys behind I-Mockery.com like Halloween a lot. Actually, they love Halloween. Actually, actually, they’ve spent most of the last month hollowing out those vibrating ghosts, copulating with them while whispering swears and endearing petnames that are really just combinations of different breeds of cat and words like c*&t and trollop (which they’ve just informed […]
Oct
31
I’ve been awaiting the chance to play through the final build of Clive Barker’s Jericho with some degree of trepidation. You see on a personal level I’ve had rather a lot invested in the game since its announcement. Ever since my teens, Barker has been probably my favorite artist working in any medium, the level […]