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Apr
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Metal Gear Solid 4 meets Assassin’s Creed: Assassins’s Solid
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The Internet was full of good jokes yesterday. Out of all of them, I have to say my favorite of the bunch (besides Foxtoid, duh) was this mash-up of the Metal Gear Solid 4 and Assassin’s Creed franchises. Even though this is a joke by Ubisoft and Konami, it’s still new gameplay footage of Metal […]
Apr
1
First trailer for the Oneechanbara movie. Hot chicks plus zombies equals win!
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One of the greatest game concepts ever is getting the movie treatment. This could possibly become the best videogame based movie ever made, which may or may not be saying much. Regardless, how can a movie about zombies and hot half naked Japanese women not be oh so full of win?
Like Dale North, I to […]
Apr
1
[In this opinion piece, 2D Boy producer Ron Carmel (World of Goo), co-creator of the multiple IGF award-winning PC and Wii title, talks about the ups and downs of managing a relationship with a publisher with an independent game - from sales estimates through guarantees.]
For this essay, I use the word “publisher” in quotes […]
Apr
1
Aaaaand… we’re back to our regular scheduled programming
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Ok, ok, we’re done — Foxtoid.com has filed for bankruptcy despite its unparalleled coverage of corruption and non consensual forced sodomy in the gaming industry. The co-branded venture made it into Mashable’s Top 5 jokes of the day and a little love from Sony. You can probably guess what brought this on: Like many gamers, […]
Apr
1
Dtoid.tv Coming to G4TV in November (2 Legit 2 Quit)
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[Editor’s note: YEEEAAAHHHH BOOOOYYYY! WE SOLD OUT YO! I’M MAKING ONES OF DOLLARS NOW! — CTZ]
First of all, I’d like to say that this is not an April Fools joke. I made a pledge earlier in the week not to bother with any of that bullshit for both Ceark & Hamza having to file through […]
Apr
1
The Best Of April Fools Day 2008 For Gamers
Category: Xbox 360, Industry, General, News, Microsoft, The Funnies, Rumor Control, Guitar Hero, World Of Warcraft, WoW, Systems, Internet, 2008, April, April Fool, April Fools Day, Fake, Fall Out Boy, Gamers, Prank | Leave a Comment
April Fools Day is always a torturous day for gamers, with a huge amount of fake or prank stories doing the rounds on the Internet. And this year has been no exception.
Here are some of the best from around the World Wide Web:
This YouTube video supposedly shows a mash-up between Assassins Creed and Metal Gear […]
Apr
1
RetroforceGO! Episode 44: First-person shooters
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Another Tuesday, another fantastic week in retro! This week, we discussed all our favorite FPS titles, from Doom all the way to Halo 3, with a long stop in the middle for Dyson to proclaim his love for Metroid: Prime. This episode may come as a surprise since we didn’t announce it, but our love […]
Apr
1
The No Meat Spin Zone: Truckers on strike due to videogames mocking their jobs
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Hello, I am your host, Cock Inyourson, and welcome to the No Meat Spin Zone. This is my personal segment on Foxtoid that allows me to tell you all how extremely retarded you are for not agreeing with me, and that I’m a shark, which means that you must S my D. But before the […]
Apr
1
This is a Foxtoid Alert: Videogame terrorists on the loose!
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Foxtoid has learned that, all across America, a massive trend in genocide has been occurring in our own backyard. Turtles across the country are being brutally murdered. What is the cause for this sudden rise in violence? Foxtoid reports. You agree.
With foreign influences taking our jobs, our freedom, and leading younger […]
Apr
1
Games industry objectifies women to sell violent products: Cliffy B testifies
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CARY, NORTH CAROLINA: It is no secret to anybody that the videogames industry objectifies women and promotes the sexual abuse of females in its products. In the seedy world of interactive entertainment, sex sells. But while the sleazeballs at the top rake in a hefty profit, the tools of their vile trade are left to […]