A PS3 vs. your girlfriend: it’s like Sophie’s Choice, only more dramatic

Forget the scary crying baby and exploding Rubik’s cube, this should have been the PS3’s marketing campaign from the start. Maybe things would have turned out better.
Comparing girlfriends with technology is always fun (and surprisingly effective). Just the other day I bought an iPod because I realized that, it’s true, girlfriends can’t play the soundtrack to Dreamgirls for me while I’m working out. See? Sony would only benefit from such smart thinking.
What are some other things that the PS3 does that your girlfriend can’t? Here’s a suggestion to get the ball rolling: the PS3 can eject things out of its slot when touched — your girlfriend (hopefully) cannot.

Original post by mrdestructoid@gmail.com (Destructoid.com) and software by Elliott Back