Destructoid Boot Camp: Week 1

I buckled down with my PS3, and ignoring the giant pile of awesome games I have in my possession, I popped in Madden NFL 08 into my console to give the game a test run. I was worried: was I going to get AIDS? Was my IQ going to drop and my muscles suddenly bulk up? Was I going to get an insatiable thirst for beer?
Well, I think you can figure out the answer there. That’s right, Sony’s been working on a beer dispenser for the PS3 and I got to demo it. More importantly, though, you all want to hear about my encounter with Madden. It was a unique experience, and despite my abilities to write from beyond the grave, I am in fact still alive.
So let’s get into this and see how I survived my first week of boot camp. 

Original post by mrdestructoid@gmail.com (Destructoid.com) and software by Elliott Back