Destructoid review: EA’s Massage Parlor

Last Wednesday, the illustrious Greybush called some of the Destructoid crowd over to Redwood Shores for a little meet and greet at EA Headquarters. We got to see Peter Moore in the flesh, kicking some serious PR ass. We previewed some games, shook some hands, played a lot of Rock Band, ran up a monstrous room service bill, all while making a general nuisance of ourselves. You wouldn’t expect anything less of us.
The folks at Electronic Arts did everything in their power to ensure that we had a comfortable environment in which to sample their products. They showered us with drinks while fire swallowers performed live for our personal entertainment. An army helicopter descended from the heavens, with hunky enlisted men shimmying down repel ropes. Elaborate buffets were spread by attractive waitresses and then devoured by bloggers. Never in my life had I attended such a Bacchanalian press event held […]

Original post by mrdestructoid@gmail.com (Destructoid.com) and software by Elliott Back