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To whom it may concern,
It has come to my attention that the smoke detectors in the lavatories are made entirely out of Papier-mâché. While they make for decorative and festive accoutrements in an otherwise sterile restroom environment, it's entirely possible that they would fail to perform their primary function in the event of a fire.
Professionally,
Dr. Nex PhD
Original post by mrdestructoid@gmail.com (Destructoid.com) and software by Elliott Back
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