Dr. Boa’s secret intentions revealed - I’m making a game!

It’s time for me to reveal my grand plans! BWUA HA HA! HA! I know, I sound a bit too much like Dr. Evil. But my original headline "Why am I here?" sounded like a philosophical question, something your religion professor may ask between puffs of wacky weed. Like that scene from Animal House. That was John Holmes right? I like Dr. Evil more.

Anyways, what I’m referring to specifically is "What is Dr. Boa doing here on Destructoid?" Why would an industry insider be interested in blogging? Especially considering I don’t get paid for it, nor will I get fame from it. That’s the problem with using a fake name. Let’s just say I haven’t played doctor since 2nd grade.
So after much deliberation, I have finally decided to explain my purpose for being here.

Original post by mrdestructoid@gmail.com (Destructoid.com) and software by Elliott Back