Drop whatever you are doing and melt your face with Fruit Mystery

Sometimes a game can come along and make you feel something you’ve never felt before. In the case of Fruit Mystery, I present you with the unique opportunity to role play as a child at the zoo who rubs salsa on the genitals of polar bears and parakeets for 38 seconds only to be shoved to the ground by Zookeeper Steve for poisoning the animals, resulting in an African exile (requires a Powerpoint Plug-in) and the foreclosure of your father’s camper due to legal fees.  I can’t even make this stuff up. Here’s the kicker: the background music is none other than Walking on Sunshine. Where is your God now?!!
The psychedelic production is the product of the Brett Graham corporation, an eccentric web designer, the "masterball" of your dog’s vomiting problems, and hater of dangerous lobsters (3/10). So what inspired the creation of this game? According to his home […]

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