Games That Are Worse Than Forbes Corporate Warrior

Normally, I find ‘Worst Games Of All Time’ lists a little tedious - generally because they pick obviously bad games like Superman 64 (though I guess that’s the point?) or are just plain unimaginative. But I did enjoy PC Gamer UK’s ‘Must NOT Buy’ feature over at C&VG.com, since it mentioned some titles that I’d hoped were sandblasted from my brain.
In particular, I was enchanted by Forbes Corporate Warrior, for which it’s lamented: “”Business is War!” is the tagline, but they mean it a lot more literally than you’d think. Set in a series of flat, grey rooms, it’s your job to beat your competitors by shooting customers with one of numerous business-themed weapons, including Ad Blasters, Price Bombs, Marketing Missiles, Head Hunters or Takeover Torpedoes. No, we’re not joking and, judging by the complete lack of humour or irony, neither were the developers.”
Yet a game did beat this […]

Original post by editors@gamesetwatch.com (simonc) and software by Elliott Back