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Hey kid! Wanna see something? C’mere! Yeah, just a lil’ closer …
See that gallery down there? Next to that bag of candy? Yeah, those are brand new screens from Capcom’s Devil May Cry 4, the yet to be released story of a melancholy demon, the women who love him, and — according to all the art we’ve seen so far — the metrosexual Meg Ryan lookalike who also loves him.
Oh, did I offend you? You’ve got some bizarre attachment to that Nero fellow? Well how does it feel to see him being assaulted by echidnas? No, not the actual Bizarro-World-armadillo-thing that National Geographic flaunts almost as often as the breasts of Aboriginal women. Apparently echidnas in the land of wind and ghosts are some kind of hybridization of a velociraptor and Satan himself.
Also, they smoke. Yup. Three or four packs of Lucky Strikes a day. You can’t tell me […]

Original post by mrdestructoid@gmail.com (Destructoid.com) and software by Elliott Back



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