Mucho Omocha #01: Castle Crashers 4-figure set

When Brad Rice approached me about starting a new feature, I immediately grabbed my wacom pen and chased him around the office making stabby motions. I have enough to do without him dumping more on my plate, and this time he’d gone too far. I pursued our helpless Features Editor through the long halls of Dtoid headquarters and tackled him at the top of the stairs, where we tumbled down two flights and landed in front of the supply closet we let Nextlust work out of. I raised my pen high in the air and shouted "If we’re about to die anyway, I’d rather die fighting! Come for me, G’mork, I am ATREYU!!" Brad began to curse at me in Japanese, and the only word I could make out through the screaming was "omocha".
"Wait, you want me to write about toys?"
"Yes, you psychopath!"
"Oh … Yeah, I can totally do […]

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