TGS 2007: Destructoid’s official TGS party review wrap-up

As promised, here is Destructoid’s attempt to "review" the various parties of this year’s Tokyo Game Show. Some might think that doing so would be a bit tasteless, as these are usually private events, but people come to expect this kind of tastelessness from Destructoid, so we won’t disappoint. Yes, we’re the type to "kiss and tell."
To be fair, the various parties that the Destructoid TGS team attended were all fun, but we quickly noticed the differences between them. We thought it would be fun to rate the parties based on several criteria, including categories like food, drinks, games, entertainment and more.  
Hit the jump to see the full party breakdown. 

Original post by mrdestructoid@gmail.com (Destructoid.com) and software by Elliott Back