YTMND Thursday: ^_^ edition

OK, so this week was horrible! November hasn’t been the best month for videogame YTMNDs sad to say. I tried my best and I hope you all at least get a chuckle. I upped the Random Man Now Dog count to try and make up for the weaksauce.
What, if any, did you find funny this week? 

The coolest kid you knew in 1985.
Yoshi’s job before Nintendo … wut.
G Man hasn’t a chance against Mega Man.
Super Smash Bros used to be rated M.
Wiizure!
Keyboards don’t work on the Wii.
Lara Croft plays with the Wii.
Engrish, lol.
Grandma Hardcore is hardcore.
Bil Cosby fighting game.

Random Man Now Dog: The Glory of Cock. Rhino massage. ^_^ 

Original post by mrdestructoid@gmail.com (Destructoid.com) and software by Elliott Back